Brodney
Marco Di Cesari
Moss
Spas T Raikin, Traveller's Aid Representative
Edgar Truelove (uncredited)
William Wardle
Alf Garnett
Head Porter
Ballas
Uncle Jack
Willi
Sam Harris
Joe
Alf Garnett
Alex
Roberto
Alf Garnett
'Deacon' Hobbs
Abdul
Petropolous
Tyson / Wag (voice)
Barquentine
Tailor
Inspector Gregoriou