Paul F. Tompkins

Narrator (voice)

Brian Garrity

Colby (voice)

Nordstorm Manager (voice)

Lawyer (voice)

Captain Orleans

Voice on Record / Nice Friend (voice)

Matt / Cricket #5 / Guy #2 (voice)

Skunk (voice)

Filbert (voice)

Lotto Worker / Lotto Cop #2 / Lotto Cop #3 (voice)

Video Narrator (voice)

Professor Twilley (voice)

Steve

Andrew Berg

Mr. Peanutbutter / Marv / Virgil Van Cleef / Prescott / Andrew Garfield / Sandro / Dog Valet / Underwater Man / Concerned Man / Janitor / Bartholomew Scagsworth / Sloth Lawyer / Blimp Co-Pilot / Abortion Doctor / George Tickle / Giant Chocolate Oscar Guy / Actor #2 / Bird / Willie Wesleyan (voice)

Mr. Peanutbutter / Mr. Chocolate Hazelnut Spread (voice)

Herman (voice)

Randy (voice)

Bronconius (voice)

Pierre (voice) / Randy (voice)

Deputy Mayor Cunningham (voice)

Snakebite (voice)

Bob