Jon Daly

Javier Bardem (voice)

Oliver Platt (voice)

William Shakespeare (voice)

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Kelsey Grammer (voice)

Lion (voice)

Doug

Chicago Dave (voice)

Gross Oyster Man (voice)

Preacher (voice)

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Student (voice)

Gary Gogo (voice)

Townsperson (voice)

Train Actor (voice)

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Teddy / Oren / Stock Broker Guy (voice)

Bram Applebaum

Mailman

Sasha (voice)

Dom Lippo (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Professor PP Hornsyld

Snake Oil Salesman