John Candy

Self - Host

Juan Gavino (uncredited)

Self - Guest

Barf

Self - Various Characters

Burton Mercer

Dean Andrews

Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld

Wink Wilkinson

Buck Russell

C.D. Marsh (uncredited)

Target Store Manager

Freddie Bauer

Dewey "Ox" Oxberger

Irv

Desk Sergeant / Dan / Den / Robot (voice)

Del Griffith

Danny Muldoon

Self (archive footage)

Narrator (voice)

Harry Crumb

Chet (uncredited)

Pvt. Foley

Cliff Murdoch - Announcer (uncredited)