Joe Mantegna

Fat Tony (voice)

Gordus Antonius (voice)

Fat Tony / Fat Tony's Former Father (voice)

David Rossi

Derek Mann (voice)

Self - Host

Bill Swerski (uncredited)

Self - Restaurant Patron

Narrator (voice)

Jimmy Blamhammer (voice)

(segment "Shelter Skelter")

Joe Mantegna

Rube Richter (voice)

Self - Winner

Grem (voice)

Joey Zasa

Self - Panelist

Will Girardi

Carl Streeter

Fat Tony (voice)

The Sheik

Joe Mantegna

David Rossi

Richie Ginelli