Chris Cox

Waiter / Passerby / Crowd (voice)

Focus Group Tester (voice)

Magnum P.I. / Higgins / Ross Fishman (voice)

Justin Timberlake (voice)

Jeff Campbell / Mark (voice)

Guy Dressed as Ace Frehley (voice)

Randy Fulcher (voice)

Kirk Cameron (voice)

Various (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Kevin Connolly (voice)

Jock / Man (voice)

AA Member (voice)

Kindergartener (voice)

George W. Bush (voice)

Patient (voice)

Mike (voice)

Ferris Bueller (voice)

Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice)

Kent Lastname (voice)

Ross Fishman (voice)

Clark (voice)

Sears Employee (voice)

Assistant Worker (voice)