Ashley Jensen

Jess

Stella

DI Ruth Calder

Downy McDuck / Agnes McDuck / Danny McDuck (voice)

Downey McDuck (voice)

Miss Mary (voice)

Christina McKinney

Maggie Jacobs

Phlegma the Fierce (Voice)

Agatha Raisin

Phlegma (voice)

Mhairi Henderson

Emma

Biscuit Woman

Janet

Fran

Olivia

Debbie Dorrell

Meagaidh (voice)

Kate Burton

Nanette (voice)

Bryony (voice)

Jock (voice)

Self - Narrator (voice)